Thursday, March 02, 2006

French Birds Party With H5N1

Perhaps it is H5N1 who is partying with French birds rather than the other way round? New statistics of French birds who have boasted their last tango with H5N1 are a heron, a duck and nine swans. One suspects that either H5N1 likes to dance with slightly larger French birds, including swans, or that nobody has bothered asking the smaller feathered variety, for example the sparrow, what they thought. H5N1 has been enjoying the company of the French feathered community in the East of France so perhaps Western France and Britain will need to wait a bit for their turn at the much talked about last tango. H5N1 I am told is a good dancer.

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