Wednesday, March 01, 2006

H5N1 on holiday in Bahamas?

H5N1 experts welcomed an opportunity of beautiful women, pretty sunsets and golden sands as Bahamas officials reported a possible additional visitor from H5N1 today.

Large numbers of flamingos that enjoy visiting the second largest flamingo colony outside of Africa at Inagua, Bahamas, are mysteriously dying. Bahama's officials say they have never seen so many flamingos die in a short space of time. H5N1 experts welcomed the expenses paid trip to the Bahama's and promised they would look into the mystery. Asked if the Bahamas H5N1 mystery was a sign that the H5N1 was moving towards the Americas Mystic Meg replied it was all voodoo.

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