Friday, March 03, 2006
Germany: Cats Feeling Rejected
Since the discovery that a cat had run out of 9 lives on the Baltic island of Ruegen pussies throughout Germany have been trying to handle a growing sense of rejection by their former loyal owners. Cats are generally pretty smart creatures and enjoy a pampered lifestyle of being stroked, fed and being looked after by overgrown primates called humans on account of their looking cute and cuddly. Sadly the deceased Ruegen pussy is not in the good books of German pussies everywhere as cats by the hundred find they are suddenly no longer the much loved creature of German households and end up in animal shelters throughout the land feeling a little rejected. Some cats are also feeling slightly worried, as owners they thought loved them, are entertaining homicidal tendancies towards them by asking for advice on putting them down.